Techbros, Fuck Off

We’ve let a bunch of hand-held fucks who haven’t struggled a day in their lives decide what kind of “tiresome work” needs to be eliminated.

The starry-eyed pieces-of-shit sitting on panels, oozing their earnestness in addressing the world’s biggest problems that turn out to be the “mundane aspects of office worker life”.

Exacerbating the real problems of climate change, housing opportunities, wars, disease, childhood abuse, famine, ecological collapse, and so on, these useless fucks pitch to equally useless fucks, grand ideas about alleviating the world from the grip of mundanity while missing the entire point because they are sheltered, entitled shits who’ve never been told, no. They’ve never struggled. They’ve never gone without. They’ve never been forced to do the degrading, self-immolating tasks required to survive. Instead, they are allowed to run with their ideas, unchecked so long as there’s potential for profit, without regard to the widespread devastation left in their wake.

Effectively, they are the idiot junior engineer who is so enamored with his one-true-way of solving a problem, he can’t see the downstream effects of his stupid solution.

We allow these assholes to operate in a vacuum of their own ego. We prop them up by allowing disgusting amounts of funding to flow their way. We allow them unbridled access to planet-destroying resources while the world burns down.

Let us wrest control back from the undeserving twats of tech, trash their wet dreams of a technocratic oligarchy, and distribute the resources amongst those with half the sense to know that it takes cooperation and extensive deep thinking across a variety of minds, talents, and perspectives to solve complex problems.